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Everybirdy Flock Together
How to find someone who doesn't mind talking about birds for hours:
STEP 1: Wear something with the "Everybirdy" pattern on it.
STEP 2: Go out in public.
STEP 3 : Be nice.
STEP 4: Wait.
Everytime I've gone out with one of my Everybirdy clad goodies, I've managed to attract someone willing to join in a pleasant conversation about birds.
Bird nerds of a feather flock together.