Lolita the Goth Lovebird

How to find someone who doesn't mind talking about birds for hours:

STEP 1: Wear something with the "Everybirdy" pattern on it.

STEP 2: Go out in public.

STEP 3 : Be nice.

STEP 4: Wait.

Everytime I've gone out with one of my Everybirdy clad goodies, I've managed to attract someone willing to join in a pleasant conversation about birds.

Bird nerds of a feather flock together.